Eugene Open

Today Jay and I did 75 suicides at the tennis court to warm up for our 15 set match. Jay won the last set in a tie break 30-28. We played left handed with these cool wooden rackets endorsed by Jimmy Conners (We like to call him "Coach"). We're in talks right now for an endorsement deal with Head and Shoulders shampoo and Old Spice aftershave. Andy Roddick is our new ball boy, but Jay has already threatened to fire him if he doesn't win a Major this season.

1 comment:

thewidowmaker said...

Suicides? Tie breakers? Ha! Weiss is going to see Mame with his grandmother, and I'll be watching the latest styles and fashions at the Oscars tonight. My point is Weiss & I have the Eugene Open in the bag this year!